I’ve been doing it wrong

Facebook is mostly brainless. But sometimes it’s also a useful ecumenical and inter-faith resource. Who knew?

This week, I learned that when it comes to the Rite of Asperges at the start of Mass, I’ve been doing it wrong.

The Russians have taught me that if my parishioners aren’t gasping for breath after I’ve blessed them, then I have failed.

Then the Cambodians arrived in my newsfeed:

So now I realise that if my parishioners don’t arrive at Mass wearing helmets, then I have failed.

I can’t wait for the feast of the Baptism of the Lord!

  • Simon Hogan

    Hey Fr.C orrigan the Bishop Bird might give six months off if you do that! It is little bit like jockeys whipping the horses too much!
    Well Big day of racing tomorrow at Coleraine with the Coleraine Cup and the Great Western Steeplechase on the jumps race in Australia! I am writing alot about Coleraine because that is one Fr. Corrigan church’s that he is incharge of!
    There are four jumps races altogther! I wish the Coleraine Racing Club all the best!
    In Race One my numbers are 2,9 and 8. The first race is on 12.25 pm!
    Race 2 No5. Gingerboy
    2 Big Ben Chimes
    9. Sleep’n Pete

    Race 3 Another Hurdle I like No1 About the Journey
    I like a emerencay if it gets a run! 14. Kerrigan
    13. Delta Dawn
    11. The Last Angel
    6. Dance This World

    Race5 It is the Great Western Stepplechase!
    No6. Quizman
    3. Geeeezaszza! Named after Gary Ablett Jnr!
    5. Divis Filius

    Race6 No3 Big Reel- Warrnambool hoppy trainer one of my dad’s former workmates! Has also got one of my favourite jockeys on board Jason Benbow!
    4. Hay Bob- Great Vetran does his best!
    6.Cruise Street- Good horse to follow!

    Race7 It is Colereaine Cup!
    6. Holly Holy- Good country cups horse will be a good each way odds!
    8.Gatalistic one of the dangers this race should suit!
    11. Haylaman- Should run a cheeky race
    5. Upbeat – Has won few country cups I reckon it is over the odds!
    Race8 No4 Just call me Bruce- due for win!
    6. Saintly Manner
    12. Noah’s Pet
    1. Babazaar
    Race 9 Lucky Last at 5.24pm!
    4.C liffton Park- My mate Jarrod Mclean trains it!
    2. Hot Augusta
    12.C offee- Had it get the prize!
    9. Solas- D. Weir Camp!
    Remember my all my tips are all eachway! Happy travelling and Happy Punting from Simon the Pieman. Tom Corrigan the jumps jockey!

  • Simon Hogan

    Well the crowds will pick up at the races now! Plenty of country cups are on so racing heats up in Melbourne and all over the countryside! The Melbourne Cup will be in Casterton later this month!
    Well big day at Flemington tomorrow!
    Race1No4 Mossway
    Race2No4 and 6.
    Race3No4. Churchill Dancer
    Race4No17 Assertive Star
    2.Kentucky Flyer
    11. Pay Up Bro
    No12 Born Magic
    5. Pearl Star
    11. Sacred Eye

    Race6.Is race is called The Bart Cummings! This race has been going on for many years but now it will be great to win epecially if one of Bart Cummings horse that he used to train might win! His grandson trains it now called Precedence number two! It might run cheeky race!
    I like 4. Crafty Cruiser
    14. Renew
    3. Hawkspur!
    Race seven is the Tunbull Stakes Group One!
    14. Gust of Wind
    7. Dandino
    13. Set Square
    Race8 No7 Jessy Belle
    9. Lucky Lago
    Race9 Is the last race
    6. Tall Ship
    10. Yesterday’s Songs
    9. Sentinum.
    All of these are all Eachway bets and Happy Punting from Simon the Pieman.

  • Simon Hogan

    Well the Melbourne Cup of motor racing is on this weekend Bathurst! I am sure Fr. Joel Peart is watching!
    My tips at Caulfield!
    Race4No5,6 and 10.
    Race5No1,4and 11.
    Race7No2,4,11 and 17.
    Race9No8.9,12 and 14.
    Race 10No2,5 and 8.
    At Morphettville
    Race6No8 Race7No10 and Race8No12.
    All of them are Each way! Have a good weekend!

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